Twisted Spoke

My twisted take on the world of pro bike racing.

Gent-Wevelgem searching for cobbles? E-cobblestone at your service.

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Cobbles R' Us.

Do we get a finder’s free, a VIP invitation to the race, free frites for life?

Organizers of the 2010 Gent-Wevelgem have extended the race an extra 50 kilometers and are apparently searching for more cobblestones.

Race director Hans De Clerq told Het Nieuwsblad that “We are still looking for another cobblestone stretch here and there.”

We say pave it and they will come. The well-respected firm e-cobblestone is ready to help with an impressive selection of granite cobbles, also known as “Dutch Block.”

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A splash of cobble color?

New or reclaimed — for that nice ProTour Dutch classic effect — these cobbles are in inventory, ready to ship.

Truckload quantity is 850 sq. feet and these babies run from 6″ to 12″ in size, big enough to destroy bike rims, handlebars and rattle the bones of even the strongest riders.

Has Mr. De Clerq really done his due-diligence on the cobblestone question? A quick look at E-Bay turns up a number of exciting options, including antique cobbles at a fantasic 11 cents a pound. This could be the deal of the century for savvy cobblestone shoppers. Paris-Roubaix is already worried.

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Purple & red. High style stones.

And why just drab, predictable grey? What’s wrong with a little dramatic Gent-Wevelgem flair? You want to make some noise on the UCI calendar? Earth-tone cobbles come in brown, red, taupe and buff. That’s right, big, buff chunks of ball-busting stone.

Twisted Spoke can see the rider quotes now: “I was okay on the Kemmelberg but I had trouble in the new multi-colored section.” Mr. De Clerq needs to work that Visa card. Gent-Wevelgem is about to stock up on quality cobbles.

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Written by walshworld

October 30, 2009 at 3:54 pm

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  1. Pave it and they will come. That’s what a Flemish farmer thought in the early 1980’s. A friend of him lived next to the Koppenberg and envious of him having ‘De Ronde’ pass his door every year he started to pave the little hill next to his own farm in 1982. It took him about 18 months to finish it. In 1986 he got the organisers to put his little road in the course. Nowadays the Paterberg is one of the most well-known hills in ‘De Ronde’.

    So it’s actually true, pave it and they WILL come.

    henkio

    October 31, 2009 at 9:30 am

  2. […] Riis has asked race officials to dig up a few sections of road and install more cobblestones. Prices on cobblestone have never been lower. Andy Schleck thinks he’s found a chink in Alberto’s […]


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