Twisted Spoke

My twisted take on the world of pro bike racing.

The Floyd Landis – Roman Polanski trade. Is it possible?

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A Roman for a Floyd?

News that a French judge in Nanterre had slapped an international arrest warrant on Floyd Landis hit like a twitter bombshell.

He’s charged along with friend, coach and co-conspirator Arnie Baker of hacking an anti-doping lab computer at Chatenay-Malabry. Who knew the angry Mennonite was such a techno geek?

Back in November 2006, the lab reported that its computer systems had been hacked, with data being removed or changed. The IP address of the hacker was traced back to Landis’ coach Arnie Baker, according to the French guys with the decoder laptops.

Last spring, the French subpoenaed Landis and Baker but obviously they weren’t in the mood for a trip to La Belle France — even for croissants and cafe au lait. In fact, if Landis even sets foot (or bike) in France again he could be nabbed, thrown in jail and forced to listen to Edith Piaf torch songs for the rest of his days. Looks like Floyd will be riding domestically for the foreseeable future — but then again, perhaps not.

The story took a turn for the bizarre when an undisclosed source said US legal authorities are prepared to trade Landis for sex offender and brilliant director Roman Polanski, who is still wanted here in the United States of sleeping with an underage girl. Savvy readers will immediately see the ironic link between the two superficially unrelated cases: male testosterone, synthetic our otherwise, was the downfall of these two men!

Now the almost-winner of the 2006 Tour de France and the winner of an Academy Award for best director (The Pianist) are caught in a strange legal tug of war. This plot just thickens and thickens and we haven’t heard the last of it.

One thing is for sure, FakeFloyd is not going to he happy about this.

Written by walshworld

February 15, 2010 at 11:32 am

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  1. They will meet in the middle of the atlantic, under a full moon.A U.S. Destroyer carrying Landis,a French Frigate carrying Polanski.They will trade prisoners under great fanfair. It will later become known as “The Great Exchange”

    Do you think they will rebuild the Bastille just for poor Floyd?

    Mike Pardue

    February 15, 2010 at 2:15 pm

    • Mike, I like that image. Perfect. Thet would also both be blind-folded.


      February 16, 2010 at 9:38 pm

  2. […] Spoke muses over a Landis-Polanski straight-up trade, the problem (for our purposes) being that Polanski, […]

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