Twisted Spoke

My twisted take on the world of pro bike racing.

Best Holiday cycling gift: the bondage biker babe calendar!

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If you're only going to buy one calendar this decade....

If famous erotic photographer and provocateur Helmut Newton were alive today, this would be his calendar. There’s no doubt he’d appreciate Anke Wilken’s CyclingPassion take on bondage and bicycle babes. In fact, he’d appreciate it starting in January, February, March, April… it’s a solid year of two-wheeled turn ons.

Forget the endless “Best Gifts For Cyclists” that flood the web during the holidays. Who really cares about lighter brake levers and the latest developments in micro-fiber chamois when beautiful bikers are slipping on leather corsets? All those in favor, say “tasteful exploitation.” This is a grade A sports porn or, as we like to call it, sporn.

Helmut was ahead of his time. Ride anyone?

It was our great fortune to stumble upon this oeuvre while idly surfing. Imagine our trembling excitment as we came upon top female bikers like Germany’s Sabine Spitz, Norway’s Lene Byberg, France’s Julie Krasniak, Nikki Harris of the U.K. and Swedish downhill queen Solveig Lindgren doing their best imitation of Madonna from her long gone Erotica Days.

As Helmut once said, “there is nothing I hate more than good taste. For me, good taste is a dirty word.” You see what he’s driving at here? The psychological underpinnings?

Does this beat out the Livestrong calendar, the 12 months of El Pistelero calendar or some crazy downhill biker Gonzo calendar? Yes, in fact, it does. Especially when you see the French Julie wearing knee high stockings, heels and the world’s first see-through black hoop skirt using a mountain bike tire tube.

Now Twisted Spoke just spent every available dollar on a used full suspension bike for our son, but Santa is thinking this is a must have. And so is this essential video.  

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  1. […] this is not the jaw dropping gift from cycling and pseudo bondage Heaven that was the CyclePassion 2010 calendar. Famous euro mountain biker and downhill babes in leather and bike tire hoop skirts. […]


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